Sorry no good posts today.

I spent all day helping a female friend who's car broke down. Took her to work at 4 am.. Picked her up from work. And fixed her car free of charge. And I didn't even get a "Blow Job of Gratitude".

Fat People They are lurking!

Ever think the the person who came up with that "Tortoise and the Hare" story was just a stoner?

Dad

One time, my own father caught me watching a porno movie. The one thing you don't want to hear in that situation is, 'Son, move over.

Ex Box

I just found out my ex-girlfriend needs a kidney transplant. And I'm not really worried because her body hasn't rejected an organ in 25 years

I'm an Anteater! Baby!

Stand-up

This was going to be A stand-up video. But it wouldn't load.