Useless Insight by Jimmy Briggs
Plain and Simple. I have been a stand-up comic for 13 years. I just want to make as many people laugh as I can everyday. And I am gonna try and have a couple things up everyday. Have fun and please tell your friends.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Friday, September 24, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Women
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
sexting
I really think I missed out being born in the 60's. All this sexting stuff. Back when I was in high school, if you wanted naked footage of a girl you knew. You had to hide a camera and get her drunk. Now girls just send it to you without asking.
Monday, September 20, 2010
Sex and school.
I was just talking to my son about not being a high school freshman next year. I told him the rest of high school is filled with friends, parties and semi-consensual sex. I told him college is even better. I had sex everyday. He said: didn't you go to an online school? I said: yes and most of the sex was with myself, but fun non the less.
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